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Modern Clone Neanderthal I am the very model of a modern clone Neanderthal.Modern Clone Neanderthal by ~dodoman1
I maintain no connection to my ancient forebears, none at all.
I do not hunt for Irish elk or mammoth like my ancestors;
Instead, I feed on vegetables and meat from local grocery stores.
I would much rather read a book than hunt with arrows, bows, or spears,
And I have less in common with the caveman than my human peers.
I know all sorts of fascinating facts on which you may inquire,
Unknown to ancient primitives astounded by the wheel and fire.
I wear a dapper three-piece suit with leather loafers, tie, and belt
To make my disregard quite clear for prehistoric tiger pelt.
I wear t
Are you still entering in the St. Patty's & Valentines Day categories? ;o
Sta.sh
